Don't make out with my wife yet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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