living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm like, not good at living.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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