Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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