I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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