We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I need to align my fucking chakras
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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