Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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