I'm drive I can fine osifer
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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