Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You ruined the universe
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
