it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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