love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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