party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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