So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
