I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
that is very illegal...i love you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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