my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
