Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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