I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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