is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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