Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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