Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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