The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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