I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im holly from the hills drunk
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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