Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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