please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
