Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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