I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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