My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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