i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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