Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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