If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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