I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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