Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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