Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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