i just made my gag reflex go away.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
porn star boner night. come get it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
