dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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