Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
