I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I didn't notice because vodka
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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