My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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