Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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