i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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