How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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