just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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