someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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