Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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