The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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