I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
People in love make me want to vomit
My cat gives me a boner
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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