will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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