your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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