absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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