I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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