Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize