Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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