And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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