k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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