big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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