Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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