She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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