You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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