absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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