i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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