Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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